I'll let you all in on something. If, hypothetically speaking, you were to lose your temper and mouth off to two of your colleagues, and then they were to tell your boss about it, here would be your punishments:
- participating in a sit-down mediation with the two colleagues (them against me -- somehow the boss thought this wouldn't be a problem when I pointed that out);
- writing a 'letter of commitment' for the boss (no real elaboration on what exactly that means); and
- writing a research paper on the themes of frustration and interrelationships (are there any outerrelationships?)
In other news, we didn't go away for this long weekend (research papers take time to research, especially when the computers you are using to research have web filters, and block most research sites). Instead, we managed to squeeze in a viewing of the moving dramatic film 2012. The epic trials and tribulations of John Cusack versus nature cannot be applauded enough, and were rather understated. This is definitely a fore-runner for the upcoming Academy Awards. (In all seriousness, it is a pretty good disaster movie, as far as these things go. If you need to turn off your brain for 152 minutes, check it out.)
So, for a verbal disagreement with colleagues you're being punished with extra homework?
ReplyDeleteFor serious?
You should probably just go ahead and solve your problems with physical violence in the future. Because as a wise man once said when he dropped out of university, 'Fuck essays'.